"I wrote this while bored on my laptop that didn't have internet yet."

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Hello hello! I am Lia Capria lalalalalalalalala. Um.. Hi lol. Remember when we were leaving Two Boots and we kept getting lost and we turned around and drove by Jam and I was all LOOK, THERE’S JAM and he was all like *WAVES* and we were all like *DIES* and then Jefise was worried to drive by again, but I thought it was a great idea, and we ended up doing it, only he didn’t see? I love him. If things don’t work out with Taylor, Johnny, Leo, or my London Lover, he is a suitable choice for a husband. I mean, I wouldn’t mind that. I am in the middle of watching Righteous Kill. Oh, remember when I went to the premiere of that and all this insanity occurred? I mean, Robert DeNiro (Who I now feel I can comfortably call “Bobby”) was just running loose as if he is not a God or something. I mean, that is absurd. I miss him. Remember how I kept saying he got me pregnant LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh man. So I took all these pictures on my new laptop, cause of the fierce webcam, and one of them was an ode to “STOP RIGHT THERE ZAC” though it was a calmer version of it. A more serious one. Like… Stop right there, Zachary. Kind of like Rock on. With a period, not an exclamation mark, cause I’m serious about it. Do you remember why Cleare said that? I mean, not that you need a specific REASON to say something like that, but I mean, do you remember the context of it? Also, do you remember the whole time he was talking to us he had that really fancy cupcake in his hand that someone made for him? I bet Baked Goods was eyeing that like a hyena about to pounce on it’s pray. Lalala. Ummm I love my laptop. I really do with every fiber of my being, my goodness. I miss TSS. THANK GOD we are seeing them cause when we couldn’t go to the last show, that just about broke my HEART!!! I was counting down the days, and then it just DIDN’T HAPPEN, I mean what kind of shit is that!!! OH and also, speaking of STOP RIGHT THERE ZAC, I remember when I sent out the initial bulletin of that fake story of you LEAPING out in front of Zac on his speeding bike, Peter responded and was like “HAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD I LOVE LIZ” as in, like, I love her because what she did was so awesome and hilarious. And I’m just like, WHY does anyone take me seriously? I am so absurd, I live in this ridiculous bubble of oblivion, I hang out with Philip Seymour Hoffman, I never sleep, I think I’m going to marry Taylor Hanson, I bully people into renting movies I enjoy, etc. I love that Jim Morrison quote where he says he believes he is an intelligent, awesome person or whatever, but he has the soul of a clown that causes him to blow it at every opportunity. You know what I think is really funny? How when we went to see J Gal at the Highline and I was eating my random Whole Foods food out of a bag from under the table. I had marshmallows, olives, and buffalo popcorn chicken. WHO DOES THAT! QUIET DOWN PLZ I’M EATING. Lololol Oh that horrid girl. I can’t believe SHE gets to be friends with and perform with J Gal. I mean what in the fresh hell is that!! Seriously. Like there are some things I get. Ok, Vanessa Paradis is worthy of Johnny Depp. I mean, NO ONE IS, but she’s fine. And I understand that Kate Winslet gets to be BFF with Leo and make out with him and get nominated for Oscars every year. She rules. What I don’t understand is why someone who sings about STDs, badly I might add, GETS TO HANG OUT WITH J GAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I regret not seeing his play. I will prob see his next one I guess. Oh yeah, I can’t get internet on this thing for another few hours because in order to connect to my DSL, I need a password from the ISP. ISP = phone company guys. But tomorrow I’m going BACK to NYC to see Revolutionary Road for the 3rd time.i have a sickness. :( Well… the sadface is kind of useless since I enjoy it. So it’s more like :). I was SUPPOSED to see it for a third time today (meaning Sunday, even though it’s now Monday) but my parents went BONKERS about THAT. So then he, meaning my dad, said if I went to NYC I couldn’t get this laptop. So I decided if he said I could get it tonight, I would download the DVD quality version of Revolutionary Road floating around and watch it on my laptop when I got back. I planned on this until I couldn’t connect to the DAMN INTERNET and so I just ended up watching DVDs. I watched three episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and I cried because DENNY’S FATHER CAME TO MEET IZZIE AND HE LET HER LISTEN TO A VOICEMAIL DENNY LEFT HOURS BEFORE HE DIED AND I WAS SOBBING, AND THEN HE GAVE HER A CHECK FOR EIGHT AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS THAT DENNY LEFT HER!! AND I’M LIKE, HOLY SHIT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I’M LIKE.. WELL… SHE’S ALREADY A SURGICAL INTERN, SO IT’S LIKE, SHE’S NOT RLY SHORT ON CASH. I don’t know. I don’t think you watch that show, and you don’t care what happens on it but WHATEV! This is what being friends with me entails. So before I watched Grey’s I watched Mamma Mia! Again. Oh remember when Meryl Streep and I were in the same room. TWICE. Oh ok. Ummmm remember when I discussed her amazingness with Philip. Oic. Sorry. UUUMM then I made food cause I fell asleep for one whole hour! And woke up starving. And then I watched Righteous Kill and then I felt like playing with my NEW LAPTOP more and here we are. Goodbye!!

YOURS,
Capria Moon Hanson Depp DiCaprio Smith J DeNiro McCartney Hoffman J Jagger Cusack Loon Baby.

PS: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL omg we’re seeing TSS omgomgomgogmgomg
PPS: OMG remember Capria Von Lala Bon Cha Cha Don Depp or whatever the hell that was? I know I posted it in my LJ, I’ll have to check.
PPPS: MAMMA MIA! Here I go again! My, my! HOW CAN I RESIST YA? Mamma Mia! Does it show again? My, my, just how much I missed ya! YESS, I’VE BEEN BROKEN HEARTEDDDDDDDDDD, BLUE SINCE THE DAY WE PARTED!!! WHY, WHY?! DID I EVER LET YA GO??????????? Mamma Mia! Now I really know. I, I never shoulda let you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!